This is what happens when you are about to leave for a week-long trip and you have a big watermelon that you bought too long ago that will surely be bad by the time you get home since you know that your husband/boyfriend/partner/[insert relevant nemesis to your situation] won't touch it one bit the entire time you are gone:
You eat the whole watermelon. In one sitting.
Like the title alludes, a lot of pain later. Joy!
Check back tomorrow for an update on my Northern California trip!